People of America, the migration must begin. Sure, we all talked about it four years ago, but how many of us have actually done it, eh?
Yes, we like to poke at them for being backwards, and for talking a little funny, and for Quebec, but Canada is still an option! Our forefathers did it in Viet Nam, and they got a pardon.
The country was intelligent enough to tell the fledging Revolutionists that, "no, thanks kindly, but we don't really want to join you guys, England's cool with us, so write us out of your plans". Looking at the past two seventy five years or so, that wasn't such a bad thing for them. They got free Medical, a better situation for the rights of same sex couples, and don't take the wrap for somehow screwing up politically every single time they turn around.
Canada is the adorable, irresponsible little brother in North America. They don't get blamed for their problems because everybody goes, "Oh, it's just Canda," and those cute little Maple Leaves go back to their syrup making and their curling and stopping the French forming their own country and whatever else it is they do up there.
Most of Canada lives within one hunded miles of the US/Canadian border. That's easy acess folks! We wouldn't even have to exchange our money, just keep the money in an American bank and shop there- but no taking fruit across the border.
No worries, we're Americans, we don't eat fruit. We're all on the Atkins high protien low carbohydrate diet that everyone's talking about and eat meat wrapped in meat followed by a Slim Fast chocolate shake or seven.
So, for those of you who are sick and tired of the guilt trip Americans are forced to carry around with them for the 51% of people who voted The Monkey in, it's time for action! We've got to get up off our arses and stop just talking about it! It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now. So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!