I had this idea to write a completely broken down entry in which I described how the wedding was off, I'd broken up with Nathan because he was sleeping around on me and I didn't know it until I contracted the STD, and then say April Fools, but I figured that was beyond the beyond of wrong. And it probably wouldn't be worth it in the end, because I don't think I'd really enjoy doing it.
So, just think about what you missed out on.